Here’s an old Joke for you guys:

There are 3 people, one named “Shit”, one named “Shut Up” and the other one named “Manners”. Shit was climbing up a tree and fell out, so Manners told Shut Up runs to police station. In the police station,

Police: Can i help you?
Shut Up: My friend fell out of a tree and is hurt.
Police: What’s your name?
Shut Up: Shut Up.
Police: What’s your name?!!
Shut Up: Shut… Up.
Police: Where’s your manners?!
Shut Up: He’s down the road picking up Shit.