A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip. Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visa application. The border official look s over his shoulder, and sees the tourist trying to write ‘Twice a week’ into the small space labeled ‘SEX’.

The official explains: “No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking ‘Male’ or ‘Female’.”

“Doesn’t matter,” the tourist answers.