Skeleton Key Bottle Opener
July 27th, 2009 
The Skeleton Key Bottle Opener shaped like the ancient key and will be easier to carry around as it has the same size as other keys.
The Key Bottle Opener can’t open a secret chest filled with gold doubloons. But, it can open a beer, which we figure is just as good. The Skeleton Key Bottle Opener is made from tough nickel steel and is the perfect size and shape to hang from your keychain.
Get one at $10. Video after the break.
[via Techeblog]
Bottle opener opens beer > Beer opens chastity belt vis-a-vis it does open the chastity belt. Awesome product, though, ’round these parts it’s referred to as the key to my heart rather then a bottle opener