Wow, I think this should be the very first USB powered toaster in the world. Now you can take a toaster everywhere you take your laptop. Insert a slice of any bread, and in 7-9 minutes, you have the kind of perfect toast you could only get from a computer. It is the winner of the 2006 Gold Floppy Disc Award for Best Cooking Peripheral.

“No, the products aren’t real. But the empty boxes are. Wrap your otherwise forgettable gift in an Onion gift box, and watch their faces fall when they realize there is no such thing as a USB-powered travel toaster—just a crappy bric-a-brac inside you waited until the last moment to buy.”

This 12″x9″x4″ empty box is available at $7.99. Yeah fake products, real boxes. They even got a video, check it out after the break.