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Joke: Made in Japan

June 27th, 2009        

Made in Japan

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!”

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!”

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.

The Japanese exclaimed, “Wah… so expensive!

There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!”

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  1. isura
    June 27th, 2009 at 23:05 | #1

    I’m sorry but i don’t get it.. is part of the joke missing or something?

    (ok fine.. go ahead.. call me a n00b!) :P

  2. June 27th, 2009 at 23:45 | #2

    haha…i laughed bcoz of there’s part of the jokes is missing in action n sumbody gave a comment on it…haha….

  3. June 28th, 2009 at 01:30 | #3

    hey guys thanks for commenting, real sorry, i missed the last line

    “There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!””

    :D

  4. marshalt
    June 28th, 2009 at 02:59 | #4

    What’s really funny is that your average Honda is like 70% assembled in America, while only 40% of a Chevy is assembled in America.

  5. June 28th, 2009 at 07:24 | #5

    This was damn funny…

  6. isura
    June 29th, 2009 at 19:02 | #6

    oh.. so part of it was missing..

  7. June 30th, 2009 at 08:52 | #7

    @isura
    Yeap, hehe

  8. titi_ako
    July 6th, 2009 at 17:48 | #8

    oi mga ugok.. etong joke na to ay galing pilipinas.. .
    etong joke na to ay ginawa 20 years ago…

    translation to english:
    assholes!! this joke came from the Philippines…
    this joke was made 20 years ago….

  1. June 27th, 2009 at 15:31 | #1
  2. June 28th, 2009 at 02:16 | #2